A Lap of Tasmania: Part 1
It could have been a seaside pub on the Yorkshire coast. The Shipwright’s Arms, a large white bay-window fronted edifice nestled in the midst of bungalows & low-rise houses in Battery Point, the most desirable and expensive place to live in Hobart, Tasmania. We had a tiny room with a shared bathroom, but above a tap-room serving genuine pints of draught beer and humongous plates of fresh fish and chips. Locals spending too much time at the bar, a few visitors and lovely, welcoming staff. A mirror of home on the opposite side of the world.
We didn’t have that much time to explore Hobart before our road-trip around the island, but what we did see of it impressed us. Leafy suburbs, the distinct smell of the sea, the converted warehouse district of Salamanca with its high-end galleries and boutique shopping arcades – little wonder it’s becoming an easy draw for Melbournites to spend a week-end away. No doubt that’s pushing up the prices to big city levels too.
The Shipwright’s Arm, Hobart
We didn’t come here for the city though, and were more than eager to get out and pick up our campervan for a planned circuit of the island. We’d booked a 2-berth van and after stopping for a few camping provisions (a battery powered light and some rather expensive chemicals for the onboard loo) we gathered food provisions and headed north-west to the heavily forested side of the island.
Our first night was not what you’re supposed to do. The overwhelming advice is to book a campsite with power to make sure everything’s in working order (the internal stuff runs off a house battery that’s rather easy to run down). Let’s not bother with that, we thought, we’ll manage with the little power we’ve got and get a free camping spot at a lovely looking lakeside we’d found on an app. No offroad driving either, we remembered, as we slowly bounced down the steep little dirt track with just about enough clearance to make it through… But what we found was worth the risk and effort. The last spot in a woodland clearing next to Lake King William, a cold and beautiful area out towards the coast, fringed by the strange remains of tree stumps and flanked by wooded hills. An absolute beauty of a spot. We parked up, got the camp chairs out and sat, cold beers in hand and admired our luck at finding ourselves precisely here. Drizzle later slowly turned to heavy rain, but even that couldn’t dampen our spirits. We cooked supper with the van doors open, in the fresh, if somewhat chilly air. Other camping spots were taken, but the sites here were massive and surrounded by trees. We felt alone and marvellously free in our little woodland space. The first night was cold and got colder still. Our little duvet just about got us through, but it wasn’t great and was made worse by the heavy rain clattering loudly and incessantly on the metal roof. With morning though, the day broke to wonderfully clear skies and a swirling cloud of low-lying mist on the lake, an absolutely magical sight to revive our weariness. The absence of any fridge defrosting told us the battery had held out too, but, alas, the shower was dysfunctional and would not heat up despite our best attempts (a situation that persisted through the whole trip).
Lake King William
Drinking ‘Pirate Life’ beer, Lake King William
Lake King William
Lake King William
Lake King William
Another long drive brought us to Cradle Mountain and the chance to do some real hiking. First stop though, was a visit to a Tasmanian Devil sanctuary where around 20 endangered little beasties have the run of open and extensive pens. Strange little things indeed. About the size of a small, stocky dog with a gait like a little lolloping bear and a scream that would shame a banshee, they look as cute as a button, but when roused bare large, sharp, pointed teeth and sound like a traumatised cat that’s gone insane. One we saw tucking into a chunk of wallaby, fur still attached, that the wardens had chucked over the fence. Bones crunching, fur flying, loud smacking sounds as the poor marsupial was dispatched with absolutely no ceremony at all.
Tasmanian Devil – mad as a badger
Enjoying your wallaby?
Needs more salt…
Cute, cuddly and utterly mental…
We made our way over to Dove Lake in the burning hot sunshine on the mandatory shuttle bus and made a semi-circuit in the time we had left. A beautiful little expanse of water backed by the profile of Cradle Mountain itself. Then back to the expansive government run campsite a few miles away. Unlike the last night, this was communal camping on large shale and woodchip sites, but with power, water and hot showers too. Our little patch also had a couple of resident crows that were the size of eagles, evil buggers constantly on the look-out for things to pilfer. I almost lost my hiking knee straps to one. Still, more beers (embracing the Australian lifestyle we sat drinking cold stubbies in our little stubby holders bought at the MCG) in the fading light of a wonderful evening and were more than content.
Dove Lake with Cradle Mountain
Drinking ‘Pirate Life’ beer, Cradle Mountain
A big day to come though. This was the place we’d earmarked as probably the best hiking area in Tasmania and we were not disappointed. Our walk was a 20km jaunt from a place called Ronny Creek, up a quiet horsetrack taking us up to the face of Cradle Mountain itself then back down to Dove Lake via Marion’s look-out, a popular hill with a magnificent view over the surrounding landscape, then a walk back to the campsite via boardwalks through bucolic woodlands. And what a walk it was. From the creek we caught sight of a couple of wombats emerging from their slumbers in the burrows next to the path, then up through bright gum tree strewn paths serenaded by Rainbow Lorikeets, improbably coloured parrots darting from one perch to the next. By the time we’d finished a hot climb to a viewpoint above Crater Lake we hadn’t seen another human soul, though that changed dramatically as we wound our way to Marion’s look-out. The wonderful day had clearly inspired the world and his dog to make the hike to this point in the opposite direction to us, and the viewing area was rammed. But the best place on the hike turned out to be a small lake called Wombat Pool (or on the signposts ‘Wombat Poo’ as some amusing individual had etched out the ‘l’s). Surrounded by eerie, twisted-limbed trees with sparklingly clear waters over rusting red rocks it was utterly beautiful. The only thing that was missing was any wombats. Or any wombat poo for that matter.
Cradle Mountain National Park
Cradle Mountain National Park
Cradle Mountain National Park
Cradle Mountain National Park
Cradle Mountain National Park
Crater Lake, Cradle Mountain National Park
Wombat Pool, Cradle Mountain National Park
Lilla Lake, Cradle Mountain National Park
However as we arrived back at Ronny Creek we noticed a party of people huddled together with cameras snapping wildly. They’d discovered a rather nonchalant wombat who seemed oblivious to the excitement he was causing as he slowly shuffled and munched his way towards the path. We joined in and watched in amusement as he scratched his arse on the boards we were standing on. We also met a girl from Seacroft on the way back, now living in Brisbane who was most thrilled to meet others from Leeds. We’re not exactly exotic animals in Australia though – every second voice you hear seems to be British or Irish. To cap our most wonderful day, as we sat indulging with a few cold tinnies next to the van, a couple of small wallabies bounced up to us. They looked on and tilted their heads, as if asking silently ‘Well are you going to be sharing that beer with us or not?’ Deeming lager to be likely detrimental to the health of the little bounders, we resisted the temptation. No doubt disappointed, they performed an about-turn and bounced off into the bushes.
Cradle Mountain National Park
An early start to a big driving day as we traversed across the north of the island to the east coast, heading for the Bay of Fires. Here we were hoping to bag a spot at a free campsite in the grounds fronting an enormous stretch of pristine sand known as Swimcart Beach, aware that these were like gold-dust. A good deal of the population of Tasmania own campers, or caravans and many like to take up residence at popular spots, effectively living there for several weeks on end. We had a few other free spots in mind as contingency, but were still nervous as every camping ground seemed much busier than we’d anticipated at this time of year.
We had an encounter with a large and very shy echidna at the roadside on the way. It was lovely to see one alive. And, after a long 7-hour trek and stops for supplies we eventually turned up at Swimcart. All the best spots on the front of the path overlooking the beach had been taken and looked like they’d be bagged for quite some time. However there was one pitch, not quite level, that was free at the other side of the path, a mere 6 or 7 metres from the beach. We quickly claimed it and watched later as many, many hopefuls drove down past us, only to turn around disappointed. We’d been extremely lucky. Then we noticed the neighbours. The pitch was separated by a small and insignificant wire fence and beyond that was a large Aussie family of the type you might cross the street to avoid. Knackered cars, rough looking tents, chavvy women and dirty children. The men were already cracking open the beers (every two minutes we could hear one going) and our hearts sank as we anticipated a noisy and disruptive night ahead. It seemed some of our other neighbours also had a problem with them too. We saw a very large bearded guy approach the party and warn them that if there was any trouble they’d have him to deal with. Bizarrely and unexpectedly it seemed to do the trick. We heard surprisingly little of them after that and felt somewhat guilty at just expecting the worst.
Swimcart Beach, Bay of Fires
Swimcart Beach, Bay of Fires
Swimcart Beach, Bay of Fires
Swimcart Beach, Bay of Fires
As usual however, there’s nothing to raise the spirits like a great walk along a wonderful beach and a few cold ones to watch the sun go down. The Bay of Fires is famous for its orangey-red coloured rocks, large Seychelles-like boulders partly covered in vivid lichen that contrast wonderfully with the white, seashell fragment beaches and bright blue skies. We slowed down, simply happy to be there and clambered around the bay in search of ever more fabulous views…..
Footnote: Enormous thanks to my mother for realising that Helen’s driving licence was due to expire before the Tassie trip. A very hasty online renewal was needed followed by a posting out to our AirBnB in Adelaide in advance of our arrival, then a nervous 2 week wait as it passed through security checks. It turned up the day before we arrived – just in time!
Footnote: Roadkill on Tasmanian roads is quite unbelievable. Not a mile passed where we didn’t see a wallaby, possum, Tasmanian devil or echidna in various states of decay. Some, the worst to see, were as fresh as if they’d been hit just moments ago. Mainly wallabies, they get caught out at dusk and dawn in the faded light and lie on the road or verges as if merely asleep. We must have seen hundreds and on occasion had a few near misses ourselves. Had we taken advantage we could have halved our food bill…..
Footnote: Life in the van. Once you’ve learned the ropes, you develop a routine in these things. Ours was surprisingly spacious, but still involved a lot of pivoting and pirouetting around each other as we attempted to go about the business of cooking, eating, washing, cleaning and sleeping. Mastering the basic principle of converting the living space to a sleeping area seemed, strangely, the hardest of all. This was largely due to the wilfully obstinate table arrangement in the middle of the floor at the rear. A number of levers allow you to attach a steel leg to the seating area and a table top to the steel leg, but on ours the levers were defective (bad workman blaming tools maybe). Every morning and night as we converted the space, there were curses and muted and not so muted shouts of exasperation and despair as the mechanism refused to engage properly. Banged hands, scuffed skin, profuse sweating, dogged determination not to give in to failure, all twice daily repeated over our 10 day trip…. Once eventually removed, the b*stard table top was used to bridge the gaps between seats. This was supplemented by another panel, conveniently jammed solid between the shower area and the drivers seat that had to be extracted with more general kerfuffle.
Sleeping platforms constructed, the seat pads become the mattress and are covered by a thin lining sheet and topped by another thin sheet and a skinny duvet. At dawn the whole thing is deconstructed and the living area restored (cue further cursing). The water systems in the van need constant maintenance too. Paid sites often have stand-pipes from which you can fill your fresh water reservoir with a long hose. Some equally allow you to get rid of ‘grey’ water (outflow from sinks and showers) in designated areas, though most require you to park near dump sites and stick your waste hose in a foul smelling hole in the ground. These places are designed to get rid of your ‘black’ water too – most vans come equipped with a toilet cassette, a relatively small box that’s connected to the loo but that can be extracted from the outside via a hatch. There’s apparently a real art to disposing of your waste. The cassette has a pipe that can be rotated, placed over a dump station and contents released via a little blue button. Unfortunately our little blue button was not working, so our emptying process required a careful alignment of cassette against dump hole, so the tipping process would naturally pour our excretia in a graceful arc directly into a small waiting orifice. Unsurprisingly this skill needed several goes to master. Luckily a fresh water hose pipe was generally to hand to swill away the ‘misses’. Delightful stuff indeed…..
Simon (20th March 2026)
Gorgeous 😍
Looks great pictures are wonderful as usual. Sorry your blue button didn’t work (life’s a bitch eh,). Glad we could be of assistance for the driving licence. Don’t eat road kill, you know your stomach won’t tolerate it. Keep travelling. Love mum XX
Ha ha – messy was not the word….!!
Absolutely stunning scenery and just more great adventures on top of those already achieved!
It’s a truly amazing place for sure
Just catching up with the Melbourne and Tasmania posts. Both sound wonderful and the photos are fab as always xx
Thank you!
Ps. Just looked up the places on a map and wondered if you went to St. Helens very near to Bay of Fires?
Yes – passed through it at least (twice). Have you been there?
Fab pics & posts as usual x
Interesting fact..wombat poo comes out in cubes! Check it out
Take care both of you x x